Ohhoh ohhhhhh, Alright. Pale Ale modified 400kg, Watermelon washed over me, oh yeah Over malt and hop allies. Watch it drift through hazy skies. Tank rolls out, beer flows in. Let our ale inside begin to glow. Let it brew into something beautiful. Something beautiful, yeah, yeah. Come on just Cool me, cool me, Cool me down. Watermelon, Cool me down, Cool me, cool me, Cool me down. When you're brewing the ultimate summer beer, you call in the ultimate summer band. So we teamed up with The Black Seeds, masters of sunshine vibes to create Cool Me Down, a Watermelon Hazy Pale Ale, that tastes exactly like summer feels.

It is impossible to drink it yesterday, so the second best thing is to drink it now. It still has a 12 month best before date, and yes, you can drink it older... but drinking it as fresh as possible is a whole different experience. Drink this yesterday. You'll be glad you did.

Well it's back, it's that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it's time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, Fface Von Clownstick. So since this blurb has nearly been taken up with Trumps accurate nicknames let Behemoth tell you about the beer. Behemoth have got a massive West Coast IPA and loaded it hops. Think pineapple, grapefruit, pine and some awesome tropical flavours and aromas. Surely this will be the last time...

Oh boy, what do we have here! Hauled into the Brewery as fast as Behemoth could muster on a blue pallet. A Fresh Hop West Coast IPA bursting with the glorious powers of Claytons trial hop CIP 076, a hop so juicy it practically fell out of the orchard and into the kettle. Expect a wave of ripe orange, peach, nectarine and mango, backed up by a cheeky little earthy bite that reminds you these hops were happily living on the vine not long ago. It's fresh, punchy, and brighter than whoever came up with these puns... Harvest is in full swing, so grab and enjoy - fresh is best!

Haze Juice, delivers everything you've come to expect from a Behemoth Hazy IPA, and then some! They've packed in a bunch of their favourite NZ & US hops so that it's bursting at the seams with juicy, tropical flavours. It's as palatable as it is sessionable, making it the ideal choice for any beer-related occasion that has you reaching for a cold one. So, whether you're relaxing or just enjoying some much needed downtime, dive into this Haze Juice and savour the best of what a Behemoth Hazy IPA has to offer!

If at first you don't succeed, just name it version 1.0. Hop Geek IPA is an ode to geeking out on hops. This beer uses some of Behemoth's quintessential favourite hops, like Cryo Mosaic, Cryo Citra & El Dorado. Injecting some massive tropical and citrus flavours straight to your insular cortex. You're sure to love this IPA as much as they do. It has Churly's seal of approval.

You can't code this. Yeah, it's hop bliss. You can't miss this. You just can't resist. My, my, my, my juicy hits me so hard. Makes me type on my keyboard. Thank you for blessin' me with a friend to celebrate his forty. He loves a good beer and he's always down. A super dope homeboy from the stars & stripes town. And Jason's known as such. And this is a beer to show you mean so much. I told you homeboy (You can't program this) Yeah, these hops are hazy and ya know (You can't IMAP this). Look in my eyes, man (You can't cache this). Bro, your work day's done? (You can have this) Stop, Danner time!

Nelsonian Rhapzody is a bold, hop-driven tribute to the Nelson region's world-class hop fields. Bursting with juicy aromatics and dank hop character, it delivers a classic West Coast-style bitterness balanced by vibrant fruit intensity. Bright and punchy on the palate, it finishes clean and satisfyingly dry, showcasing the precision and quality of locally sourced hops in a beer that's as expressive as it is refreshingly drinkable.

Paloma Pale Ale, the ultimate summer smasher! Behemoth took the juicy, zesty vibes of a Paloma cocktail (grapefruit, lime, a splash of agave) and crashed it headfirst into a crisp, hoppy Pale Ale. A beer that's as refreshing as cannonballing into the pool after a BBQ and as fun as Churly trying to dance in jandals. Bursting with citrus, light on its feet, and begging for another sip, this one's made for long afternoons, hot evenings, and summer shenanigans. Sip it, smash it (respectfully of course), and let the good times roll.

Behehmoth's nod to the Pacific Northwest, green as hell, outdoors-obsessed, and unapologetically into good beer. Crisp, snappy and hopped with West Coast confidence, this pilsner walks the line between classic refreshment and modern bite. Clean malt backbone, bright citrusy hops, and a dry finish that'll have you reaching for one more faster than someone correcting you on how to pronounce Willamette (dammit). Whether arguing about donuts (or the spelling of it), or just sitting in a park pretending you're not judging everyone else's beer choice, Churly's got you with this one!

Enter the realm of the Sauvin Slayer, a formidable Double IPA crafted that's ready to claim the palates of hop enthusiasts everywhere. Behemoth have unleashed an avalanche of New Zealand's most tantalising hop, fresh off the vine Nelson Sauvin, in a Double NZ IPA that's designed to drag you to the other side of hoppiness. No drying, no waiting just pure, green Nelson Sauvin captured at peak harvest. Think big, dank, tropical fruits with fresh cut gooseberries. This is Sauvin in its freshest, wildest form, bright, green, and unapologetically bold. Beware! You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.