Well it's back, it's that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it's time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, Fface Von Clownstick. So since this blurb has nearly been taken up with Trumps accurate nicknames let Behemoth tell you about the beer. Behemoth have got a massive West Coast IPA and loaded it hops. Think pineapple, grapefruit, pine and some awesome tropical flavours and aromas. Surely this will be the last time...

Packed with a bunch of Behemoth's favourite NZ & US hops it's bursting at the seams with juicy, tropical flavours. It's as palatable as it is sessionable, making it the ideal choice for any occasion that has you reaching for a cold one. Whether you're relaxing or just enjoying some much needed downtime, dive into this Haze Juice and savour the best of what a Behemoth Hazy IPA has to offer!

Behemoth have teamed up with the one and only Hazy Wayne, yes, the hazemaster himself, in order to wrangle up a hazy IPA so juicy, so lush, it should probably have its own hype reel. They loaded this hazy with a glorious combo of Nectaron, Nelson Sauvin & a dash of Cryo Mosaic that explodes with tropical juiciness-think passionfruit, peach, citrus, and just a hint of swagger. It's soft, pillowy, and smoother than Wayne's two-step after three pints. Yes, it's kind of confusing to have Hazy Wayne and Juice Wayne. But Hazy or Juicy, Wayne is gonna drink it.

Hot Dogs and Hazy IPA's, what's not to love? This beer was originally brewed especially for Behemoth's 1st Annual Hot Dog eating contest at Rogue and Vagabond for the Road to Beervana in Wellington. This beer uses Citra Hops and Citra Cryo Hops to create a tropical, citrus, refreshing IPA. It does go down well after a hot dog. It also goes down well after 12 hot dogs. Or, well dammit, it goes down well if you have had no hot dogs. Feel free to have as many or as little hot dogs as you please. Please note, this beer contains no hot dogs as that would just be gross.

Jackpot! Churly's hit the mango mother load with this delightfully tangy sour ale. Bursting with juicy mango flavour, it's like two mangoes in a row... and the third? Oh, that's the refreshing zing that keeps you coming back for another sip. This beer is ripe, tropical, and downright irresistible. Whether you're a mango maniac or just love a cheeky sour, Mango, Mango, Mango will have you feeling like you've hit the fruity jackpot.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Riwaka! Listen, kid, this ain't just any Hazy Pale Ale - this is Ri-Walken. A beer so smooth, so juicy, so full of that zesty, tropical Riwaka magic... it's almost unnatural. Big citrus, passionfruit, a little dank, like a jazz solo in a glass - unexpected, but perfect. You take a sip, you feel alive, like you could dance... maybe even talk with pauses that make people nervous. So, do yourself a favour - grab a Ri-Walken. Trust me... this beer? It's got bite, it's got zing! It's got Riwaka!

Scallywags and beer aficionados alike! Here be Shot Across the Bow, a Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout infused with a shot of the finest cold brew coffee to ever cross yer lips. As dark as the depths of Davy Jones' locker this here be no mere swill for the landlubbers. Nay, this be flavour-filled horizons. A velvety blend of Imperial Stouts, aged to perfection in bourbon barrels.

Well you wanted a Hazy IPA, that is what you have here in your hot little hand. Behemoth has combined some of their all time favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas. They put the good things in so you can wear the something hazy grin.

Something Hoppy is an India Pale Ale made with Citra, Azacca, and El Dorado hops that meld over a lovely malt cushion. Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.

It's all in the hops... It's all in the hops... Just give it a little Tap, Tap, Tapawera! Behemoth have teamed up with thier good mates at Clayton Hops to craft a hole-in-one West Coast IPA, showcasing some of their finest hops from their lush Nelson hop gardens. Made with a combination of Riwaka Amplifire Pallets, Nelson Sauvin and Southern Cross Amplifire Hop Oil. Expect a crisp, clean, and packed with piney, citrusy goodness, this West Coast IPA is for all the hop enjoyers out there. With a bold bitterness and a resinous finish, it's the perfect beer to help you stay above par in all the right ways. So grip it, sip it, and just tap it in.

Damn that is hoppy! Behemoth juiced a crazy amount of hops into this Hazy Double IPA. This beer does not skimp on the hop bling, loading this beer with Citra, Mosaic, Motueka and Nectaron. So stop reading this, get the beer into a baller ass beer glass and enjoy that hop juice you crave!

Boneface Brewing are keeping it down home with this blend of citrus and passionfruit flavours from kiwi hops. Music to your tastebuds.