Paloma Pale Ale, the ultimate summer smasher! Behemoth took the juicy, zesty vibes of a Paloma cocktail (grapefruit, lime, a splash of agave) and crashed it headfirst into a crisp, hoppy Pale Ale. A beer that's as refreshing as cannonballing into the pool after a BBQ and as fun as Churly trying to dance in jandals. Bursting with citrus, light on its feet, and begging for another sip, this one's made for long afternoons, hot evenings, and summer shenanigans. Sip it, smash it (respectfully of course), and let the good times roll.

Pastor, Pastor. Pastor of Muppets, you goin to jail. Pastor of Muppets you're goin to fail. But scammin the poor, you'll always make bail. Pastor. Pastor. Here in Mt Eden in prison is where you should stay. But while you're in, your people still pay. Cost them so much just to allow them to pray. Pastor. Pastor. As Matty McLean so poetically said: "This well-known self-appointed bishop can get - and I cannot stress this enough - f##ked." This person thinks earthquakes are a punishment from god about the way people live their lives. OK cool story bro, how about cults start paying taxes aye? Enjoy this beer and don't listen to religious blowhards who put other people in danger and rip off the poor.

The true Prince of Darkness may have left the stage, but his riffs, antics, and legend will echo forever. This one's for Ozzy. Behemoth Prince of Darkness Black IPA will have you Flying High Again with its wild ride of roasted malts and hoppy Sweet Leaf that'll get your senses headbanging in no time. It's as dark (as his eyeliner), Iron Man strong, and smoother than a bat's wing (No More Tears, no bats were harmed in the making of this beer... probably). Go ahead, enjoy it, and before you know it, you'll be on a Crazy Train straight to flavour town.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription... is more Riwaka! Listen, kid, this ain't just any Hazy Pale Ale - this is Ri-Walken. A beer so smooth, so juicy, so full of that zesty, tropical Riwaka magic... it's almost unnatural. Big citrus, passionfruit, a little dank, like a jazz solo in a glass - unexpected, but perfect. You take a sip, you feel alive, like you could dance... maybe even talk with pauses that make people nervous. So, do yourself a favour - grab a Ri-Walken. Trust me... this beer? It's got bite, it's got zing! It's got Riwaka!

You have worked hard today; a nice hot shower and a cold shower beer will go down a treat! Grab this beer. Open this beer. Drink this beer in the shower. Enjoy this refreshing, hoppy IPA in the shower after a long day at work, playing sport, watching sport (go local sports team!) or whenever you feel like it. You are an adult so dammit, you can drink a shower beer whenever you want. PS. The consumption of this beer is not limited to drinking in the shower but damn, it will taste good in there. Remember, cleanliness is next to hoppiness, so don't forget to actually shower in there as well.

Well you wanted a Hazy IPA, that is what you have here in your hot little hand. Behemoth has combined some of their all time favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas. They put the good things in so you can wear the something hazy grin.

Something Hoppy is an India Pale Ale made with Citra, Azacca, and El Dorado hops that meld over a lovely malt cushion. Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.

When David from The Hop House teamed up with Churly, things escalated quickly. One minute they were talking about Tauranga's best craft beer bar, the next Churly was juggling hop cones on Wharf Street, setting the fire pit ablaze, and challenging locals to board game duels. Somewhere between the sunshine, the laughs, and the chaos, they actually managed to brew a beer, and what a beer it is. The Hop House Hazy IPA is bursting with juicy Citra, Riwaka & Nelson Sauvin hops, dripping with hazy goodness, and absolutely crammed with character. It's everything you love about The Hop House... with a big, hazy, Behemoth twist. Churly-approved, chaos guaranteed.

It's back, and it's bigger than ever! Some of you OG Behemoth fans might remember this beer as one of the very first seasonals they ever dared to put in a can. Back then it was a bit of a pioneer, and now they've dragged it out of the vault, cranked up the flavour dials, and given it the full hazy treatment it always deserved. They've built it on a pillowy base of pale malt, oats, and wheat to make it soft, smooth, and oh-so palatable. Then they went absolutely tropical with it-packed full of flavours and aromas of pineapple, passionfruit and mango until it practically bursts out of the can with sunshine.

Let Voodoo Juice work its magic! This Double Hazy IPA has been double dry hopped with mystical precision, conjuring up juicy tropical spells and hoppy hexes that'll have you fall under Churly's charm in no time. One sip and you'll swear Churly's been dancing around the brew kettle with a shrunken hop head, chanting for more haze, more juice, and more flavour. It's dangerously drinkable... so drink responsibly, or risk becoming part of Churly's next voodoo ritual. Beware the curse of the empty can.

Brewed in cahoots with Behemoth's crispy, spicy mates at Peach's Hot Chicken, this American Pale Ale is made for sittin', sippin', and snackin'. At a perfectly sessionable strength, Porch Pounder brings the hoppy goods without knocking you off your rocking chair. Aromatic, citrus'y and flavourful, it's the ultimate sidekick to a plate of hot fried chicken-with just enough bitterness to cut through the grease and enough malt to cool the heat. It's a match made in mouth-watering heaven.

When you want a beer, but it needs to be Better. Crisp, refreshing and hitting all the right notes, Better Beer is zero carb and easy drinking. They made Better Beer for you - 87 calories, everyday drinking - You're welcome.